sábado, 14 de julio de 2007
Tercera Revelacion: El Ornitorrinco
Bueno, para empezar quisiera decir que no es extraño que hayan dos versiones diferentes de lo ocurrido aquel dia, espacialmente porque una cosa ocurrio despues de la otra...
Si...y ahora a tenido lugar una tercera revelacion del Señor don Caballero Dios.
Sucedio un dia de invierno, algo asi como entre el otoño y la primavera, pero muy, muy lejos del verano...yo estaba sentado bajo un arbol contando sus hojas. Pasaron horas y horas, puesto que a cada rato perdia la cuenta o se caian algunas de las hojas que ya habia contado, pero yo no me rendia. Kehmri a su vez contaba los autos que pasaban por la calle de al frente, seguro de que si no perdia la cuenta en muchos años, seguramente descubriria cuantos autos habia en el mundo, suponiendo que todo auto pasaria alguna vez por ahi, y que una vez que lo supiera podria vender el secreto a alguna revista de cosas interesantes y ganar mucho dinero.
De pronto llego una larga limosina negra de la cual brotaba una bella melodia reggetonezca. El chofer manejaba con gafas y tras el parabrisas habian dos pequeños dados colgando que adornaban el auto.
Se paro frente a nosotros. Kemhri solo atino a contarlo como un auto mas y yo seguia contando hojas.
De pronto se bajo el vidrio polarizado de atras, el reggeton se escucho mas fuerte. Aparecio el rostro de un tipo con el pelo muy corto pero muy bakan (perdon, cuchufadelico) collares largos de oro y un poleron que le quedaba grande (pero que igual le queda cuchufadelico).
Nos grito "oye helmano, acercate pa aca chico".
Reconocimos de inmediato aquella voz, era Él.
Kehmri se acerco y converzo largo rato con el ultracuchufadelico. Yo ignore la situacion, sólo contaba hojas mientras meneaba la cabeza al ritmo del reggeton. Sabia la importancia de la aparicion de Él, pero estaba a punto de terminar de contar las hojas y no me importaba nada más en el universo.
De pronto, cuando estaba a punto de terminar, Kehmri me grito "oyeeeeee", y yo perdi la cuenta y mori. Luego me conto que el ultrabakan le habia regalado un ser que nos ayudaria a divulgar su palabra por el mundo.
Era un ornitorrinco de bello pelaje, que hacia ruido de ornitorrinco (es un sonido infinitamente bello e irreproducible, por lo que no se puede reproducir y, en conformidad a eso, no lo reproducire, asi que imaginenselo).
Lo tome en mis brazos, lo acaricie, le cante canciones de scout, le enseñe a bailar polka y lo lleve a conocer el universo.
El Señor don caballero Dios le dijo a Kehmri que este bello ser era el elegido para salvar el mundo.
A mi no me convencio mucho. Se supone que un ser destinado a salvar el mundo dispara rayos laser, se hace invisible, tiene cuerpo elastico y habla chino mandarin. Este ornitorrinco, sin embargo, carecia de todos estos super poderes.
Sin embargo lo queremos igual, lo alimentamos con carbon y sopaipillas. Come cigarros y fuma tomates. Es un ornitorrinco feliz y eso es lo imprtante...creo.
Ademas, si el ultrabakan dice que es el elegido, supongo que es la verdad absoluta del cosmos. Siempre ha tenido razon, como cuando dijo que los nuevos paradigmas no refutaba a los anteriores y que rojo fama contrafama no se acabaria pese a que es muy malo.
Pronto, mas mentir...digo verdades reveladas por el señol.
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eso quiere decir que el oritorrinco me ayudara a estudiar para la prueba de electivo de literatura este martes???
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eso es tipico de los ornitorrincos...como una vez uno me dijo que era un mapache pero yio sabia que era un ornitorincoo..y dale que no, que era mapache.. pero yo sabia q noo
contar las hojas es 1 buen camino para llegar al nirvana...o a la demencia..
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hacen "ornitorrinco, ornitorrinco" con una voz relativamnete similar a la de Eros Ramasoti... en fin... supongo que Uds lo oyeron...
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